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Friday, December 2, 2016

Freebie Friday: I'm Not Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl Excerpt and Giveaway!

I'm Not Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl
by Gretchen McNeil
Published by Balzer + Bray
on October 18 2016

Synopsis from Goodreads: Beatrice Maria Estrella Giovannini has life all figured out. She's starting senior year at the top of her class, she’s a shoo-in for a scholarship to M.I.T., and she’s got a new boyfriend she’s crazy about. The only problem: All through high school Bea and her best friends Spencer and Gabe have been the targets of horrific bullying. So Bea uses her math skills to come up with The Formula, a 100% mathematically guaranteed path to social happiness in high school. Now Gabe is on his way to becoming Student Body President, and Spencer is finally getting his art noticed. But when her boyfriend Jesse dumps her for Toile, the quirky new girl at school, Bea realizes it's time to use The Formula for herself. She'll be reinvented as the eccentric and lovable Trixie—a quintessential manic pixie dream girl—in order to win Jesse back and beat new-girl Toile at her own game.

Today I'm hosting a giveaway of I'm Not Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl, courtesy of the author. First, check out this excerpt from the book, then enter below to win a copy. How? Tell us about YOUR favorite MPDG!

Excerpt from I'm Not Your Manic Pixie Dream Girl:

Somewhere between the lobster scene from Annie Hall and when the goob from Garden State told Natalie Portman that she’d literally changed his life in four days (seriously?), I had a revelation.

The wacky outfits.

The unexpected actions.

The positive feedback loop.

The relentlessly sunny dispositions.

Manic pixie dream girl was a formula.

“Spence.”

“Mmhm.” He was curled up on his side next to me in bed, head cradled in the crook of his arm, half-asleep. Apparently, the manic pixie marathon hadn’t circumvented his need for a weekend nap.

“Wake up, Princess,” I said, patting his cheek.

“Did you open my thumb drive?” he muttered.

“Not yet. I’ve got some science to lay down on you.”

He yawned. “Already laying down.”

I pushed myself off the bed and planted both hands on the mattress, then shook it violently.

“It’s the big one! Duck and cover!”

Spencer jolted awake, flailing his arms as he rolled off the edge of the mattress, collapsing in a heap on the floor.

“Oh shit!” I leaped across the bed and peered down on him, a tangle of limbs. “Are you okay?”

Spencer sat up and ran his fingers through his hair. “Not funny.”

“I don’t know. It was, kinda.”

He pushed his palm against my forehead and rolled me back onto the bed. “Oh yeah? How do you like it?” Then he pounced on top the mattress and jumped up and down in his bare feet.

The headboard banged against the wall and the metal legs groaned in protest.

“Stop!” I shrieked through my laughter. “You’ll bust through the floor.”

“It’s the big one!” he cried, mimicking me. “Duck and cover!”

“Cut it out!” I grabbed Spencer’s leg while he was midjump and yanked it toward me. He lost his balance and came crashing down on top of me; his elbow barely missed knocking out a couple of my teeth.

“You wanna play rough?” Spencer asked, trying to sound mean but coming off more like a Disney villain. Then he went for my weak spot: my feet. He grabbed my legs together, flipping me onto my stomach, then wiggled his fingers lightly on the soles of my feet. “Vee have vays uf making you talk,” he said, using a fake German accent.

“Stop!” I was laughing so hard tears were welling up in my eyes.

“Oh!” Spencer said, feigning surprise. “You want me to stop?” He tickled my feet again, and I let out a howl. “Are you sure?” Then he leaned back so he could see my face.

I took advantage of his lapse in concentration and twisted my torso, ripping my legs from his grip, then I went for his ticklish weak spot: the side of his stomach.
“Payback’s a bitch.”

I heard a creak on the stairs. “Anak?” my mom called up. “Is everything okay?”

We froze, limbs tangled. “Fine, Mom!”

“Don’t call me that,” she snapped from the other side of my bedroom door.

 I looked up at Spencer, who pressed his lips together to silence his snickering, then composed myself. “I’m fine, Flordeliza.”

“Good.” Then the stairs creaked again as she retreated.

I lay there panting, Spencer hovering over me. His goofy, toothy grin reminded me of the younger, smaller version of the guy I’d known for so many years. As I stared up at him, the smile faded. His breaths slowed and deepened, and the muscles around his eyes softened. I thought maybe he’d roll to the other side of the mattress, but he stayed put, balancing over me with stiff, outstretched arms, his blue eyes locked onto mine.

I felt my face grow hot, and for the second time that week, I felt embarrassed with my best friend.

“Bea . . .”

I didn’t even give him a chance to finish. Something in my stomach gurgled and tightened, like I’d eaten raw eggs. Whatever I thought Spencer was about to say, it instilled an instantaneous panicked reaction, and I needed to do something—anything—to cut him off.

“I have a plan to get Jesse back,” I blurted out.

Every muscle in Spencer’s neck tensed up at once, giving him the wide, veiny look of a pro wrestler posing for the camera. His eyes darted away from my face as he pushed himself off me.

Excerpted from I'M NOT YOUR MANIC PIXIE DREAM GIRL © Copyright 2016 by Gretchen McNeil. Reprinted with permission. All rights reserved.

About the Author

Gretchen McNeil is an opera singer, a writer, and a clown. She is also the author of Get Even as well as Ten, which was a 2013 YALSA Top Ten Quick Pick for Reluctant Young Adult Readers, a Romantic Times Top Pick, and an ALA Booklist Top Ten Horror Fiction for Youth and was nominated for Best Young Adult Contemporary Novel of 2012 by Romantic Times. Gretchen blogs with the Enchanted Inkpot and is a founding member of the vlog group the YARebels.



Enter the giveaway below -- all you need to do is tell us about your favorite MPDG in literature or film or popular culture!

Edited to add: I apologize if the post didn't explain the MPDG enough. If you're still a little unclear on the concept, a MPDG is (as per Wikipedia) "female characters who have eccentric personality quirks and are unabashedly girlish. They invariably serve as the romantic interest for a (most often brooding or depressed) male protagonist. "Urban Dictionary adds: "A pretty, outgoing, wacky female romantic lead whose sole purpose is to help broody male characters lighten up and enjoy their lives. " As characters, they're often underdeveloped (beyond the quirkiness of course)...

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Tuesday, November 29, 2016

Hot Off the Presses: New YA Releasing Nov 29-Dec 5

Hot Off the Presses -- brand new YA releases!

Welcome to Hot Off the Presses!  

Tuesday is book release day, so every Tuesday I tell you about all the great new YA books you can buy in the week to come.

Enter the November giveaway! Each month's winner can pick any book up to $15 on either Amazon (for US winner) or The Book Depository (for international winner.)

Hot Off the Presses aims to include every traditionally published YA book. Please let me know about books that came out this week that I might have missed! Some titles may have different release dates outside the US.

Click on the photos to get to each book's Goodreads page!

Vampire Academy Teach Me to Forget Fate of the Tearling
Vampire Academy: 10th Anniversary Edition by Richelle Mead (Razorbill)
Teach Me to Forget by Erica M. Chapman (Merit)
The Fate of the Tearling (Invasion of the Tearling #3) by Erika Johanssen (Harper)


Girls in the Moon Frozen Charlotte Avalanche
Girls in the Moon by Janet McNally (Harper)
Frozen Charlotte by Alex Bell (Scholastic)
Avalanche by Melinda Braun (Simon Pulse)


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Monday, November 28, 2016

Jen the (Hallmark Christmas Movie) Virgin Part II


Last week, I did a post on watching Hallmark Christmas Movies for the very first time. Thanks to my friend Karen @ FWIW reviews for the inspiration, and all of you for your enthusiastic support of this project -- you can read Part I here. 

I'm pleased the present part II and, if I can withstand the relentless mockery of my family, there may be a part III...

My Christmas Dream (2016)
Starring Danica McKellar, David Haydn-Jones and Deidre Hall
I loved The Wonder Years and had high hopes for this one. Danica looks fantastic and seems like a cool girl IRL, what with her math degree, so Hallmark should have given her a good script. But as I watched My Christmas Dream, my mind kept drifting. Danica plays Christina, a department store manager. You know how every town has the good mall and the sad mall? Well, poor Christina is the boss of the sad department store in the sad mall. In the part where I was still paying attention, the love interest spills paint on Christina's dress and then she fires him. Or doesn't stop someone else from firing him? He's a divorced dad with a adorable kid, and she wants some kind of promotion from Dr. Marlena from DOOL. There's probably more to the plot than that, but I kind of zoned out.
Jen's Rating: DNF


A December Bride (2016)
Starring Jessica Lowndes and Daniel Lissing
A December Bride was sheer cheesy Christmas perfection - my favorite HCM yet! It had better developed characters and a real plot, plus a sweet and charming romance. Layla is an interior decorator who toils thanklessly for her mocha latte-loving boss. Layla's also undergone terrible heartbreak when her cousin stole her fiancĂ©. When Layla is asked to decorate some corporate offices for the holidays, she runs into Seth, the man who introduced her fiancĂ© to her man-stealing cousin. She's not thrilled to see Seth, but makes it clear that the least he can do is accompany her to her cousin's wedding so she's not dumped and dateless. (Layla should feel better that the wedding seems to take place in the rec room of a nursing home, with the most half-hearted decor ever.) At the wedding, Seth feels so bad for Layla that he tells everyone they're engaged and ... a fauxmance is born. This couple's chemistry was adorable. Seth is clearly crazy about Layla, but she's too oblivious to see it. I also loved the fact that the man-stealing plot was actually fully developed, exploring the cousins' relationship so that the whole thing wasn't just a stereotypical catfight. For you HGTV fans, there's also a subplot where Layla competes in a Christmas decorating contest with her boss.
Jen's Rating: Five Chocolate Santas!
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Broadcasting Christmas (2016)
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Can Sabrina the Teenage Witch really be 40? Melissa Joan Hart was cute and relatable in this show about Emily, who competed with her boyfriend for a big network job in New York, lost out, and resigned herself to being a local TV reporter in small town Connecticut. Dean Cain, whose boyish charm has turned a little bland, plays Charlie, the now-ex-boyfriend who beat Emily out for the job. When a sidekick spot on a popular morning talk show (think Live with Kelly!) opens up, these two (along with a couple of other contenders) audition for the job and have to face up to their failed relationship. Okay, so this movie wasn't romantic at all, but it was fun. I didn't feel any spark of chemistry between these two, but it was entertaining to watch Emily and Charlie try to one-up each other to impress the show's host and win the promotion. This movie also had the funniest HCM line so far: "You're my 100 year old fruitcake."
Jen's Rating: Three Chocolate Santas
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Friday, November 25, 2016

Freebie Friday: Happy Thanksgiving Weekend!





Happy Friday - if you celebrated Thanksgiving yesterday, I hope you had a great one.

Today I'm giving away a book that's been raved about, a book that's one of the finalists in fiction in the Goodreads Choice awards, a book that the publisher was kind enough to send me...

...and a book that I don't think is for me. Click on the cover to find out more:



This will be US/Canada only - it's a big hardcover. Hope the winner enjoyed it!




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Thursday, November 24, 2016

The Thanks U Give: Why I'm Thankful for the Book Community



I'm so grateful to be a part of the book blogging community, so first, thanks to Mishma at Chasing Faerytales and Hazel at Stay Bookish for hosting this Thanksgiving celebration.

I'm so thankful for all my blog readers and book friends. Every time I go to read or respond or return respond my blog comments, I'm reminded of the wonderful, funny, insightful book people that I am able to call my friends and peers. I love all you guys!

I've met so many amazing people through book blogging that I don't want to even try to recognize them all (I'd forget someone important.) Through the 5+ years I've been blogging, I've learned that relationships made online can be real and important and lasting --  every time I've met a "virtual" book friend in real life, it's been a wonderful experience. 

If you celebrate American Thanksgiving, I hope you have a wonderful day today with family and friends. I'm cooking today, so I will be back soon with more reviews, giveaways and book talk. 

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

What Did I Just Watch? Jen the (Hallmark Movie) Virgin, Part I


Every year, my blogger friend Karen of For What It's Worth binge-watches Hallmark movies. I was never that interested ... until this year, when I decided that I needed a little (cheesy) Christmas, right this very minute. So I decided to join her and check out a few of this year's offerings.

Note: Many of you may be already familiar with Hallmark Christmas movies. If, like me, you are a HCMV (Hallmark Christmas Movie Virgin), here are some things to be prepared for:
First, I love Christmas, but some of these movies are about what I came to call "The Cult of Christmas." A typical plot has a Grinch-y character who doesn't like Christmas (usually due to some past December tragedy) and is in serious need of some Rudolph re-education. Second, when these movies talk about a "white Christmas," they're not just talking about snow. To me, these movies were disconcertingly homogenous. Third, HCMs are clearly intended for all-family viewing (not a bad thing!) The romances are 100% G-rated, each capping off with the happy couple sharing a quick peck on the lips. Fourth, these movies offer ... how do I say this? ... a great opportunity for holiday multi-tasking. There's not a ton of plot packed into two hours, and most of these movies have lots of holiday montages to fill the gaps (sledding, shopping, etc.) so you can get presents wrapped and cookies baked while you watch without missing any plot points.

Okay, with that said, here we go:

A Wish for Christmas (2016)
Starring Lacey Chabert and Paul Green
This was my first HCM movie and a rough start for me. The main character is a doormat who makes a wish to Santa that she can stand up for herself. After that, she magically becomes a weird mix of assertive and oversharing. That plot would be enough, but then the male character (her boss) has a whole backstory with an estranged family. I just didn't like the main character or the premise and, while I made it through only one hour of this movie, it felt like ten.
Jen's Rating: DNF


Mistletoe Promise (2016)
Starring Jaime King and Luke Macfarlane
Two Christmas-hating characters meet cute in a mall (harassed by over-aggressive Christmas carolers, which was funny) and decide to make a pact to get through Christmas together. Elise runs a travel agent with her jerky ex-husband, who spends more time with his ditsy new girlfriend than paying attention to Elise's charity travel program. Nick is a lawyer who needs to find a wife to fit in with his firm's "family values" culture. (Um... Nick's firm specializes in Family Law and I'm not sure Hallmark understands that Family Law is actually kind of an oxymoron, but never mind...) Mistletoe Promise was a vast improvement on the first movie I watched and prevented me from crossing  this whole project off my holiday to-do list. While Jaime King looks more like a former runway model than a sad, mall-going divorcee, she had more acting chops than most HCM actors and made Elise an appealing main character. The plot was classic romance novel -- fauxmance-about-to-be-exposed -- but worked overall. The movie even gently reminds HCN viewers that (gasp!) divorced women deserve a second chance at love.
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Jen's Rating: 4/5 Chocolate Santas


Christmas Cookies (2016)
Starring Jill Wagner and Wes Brown

This one had pros and cons for me. Ambitious New York businesswoman Hannah is sent to a town called Cookie Jar to "seal the deal" on a contract to buy a failing business: Aunt Sally's Cookie Company. Of course, Hannah soon discovers that the magic in Aunt Sally's cookie recipe is small town values. I'm all for promoting small business and entrepreneurship over multinational corporate greed, but when it was revealed that the cookies couldn't be made anywhere but Cookie Jar because none of the recipes were written down and each townsperson was the only one could carry out a particular part of the recipe, I was choking on my cocoa. It also felt to me that Hannah's feminist ambition got translated as selfishness. She did not endear herself to me by not telling the love interest that she had a boyfriend back home, a relationship serious enough that the guy was ready to propose. On the other hand, I thought Hannah had the most personality of all the four female HCM characters I've met so far. The sassy BFF is a stock character in both chick flicks and HCM, and this movie had a sassy sister played by Chelsey Reist (Harper in The 100.)
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Jen's Rating: 3/5 Chocolate Santas

Every Christmas Has a Story (2016)
Starring Lori Loughlin and Colin Ferguson
First, my Santa hat goes off to this movie for featuring a romance between an over-40 aged couple. I've loved Lori Loughlin since her Full House days, and she looks amazing. As for the leading man ... we'll get to that. In any case, Every Christmas Has a Story features what I've come to understand is a typical fix-the-Christmas-hater plot. When Kate, a local television reporter, doesn't realize her mike is still on and says she hates Christmas, you'd have thought she'd admitted that she enjoyed drowning kittens in her spare time. The townspeople (hilariously) picket the station, so her network boss (a rare female character of color) immediately sends her to the most Christmas-loving town in the US., accompanied by her producer (and former college boyfriend) Jack. Soon the two of them are hot on the trail of the story of the missing Christmas tree in the town square ... and hot for each other. To me, Every Christmas Has a Story had pros and cons. The story of the missing town tree was so convoluted and improbable that I couldn't explain it to a family member who wandered into the living room. But I loved seeing Lori Loughlin's teenage daughter playing a town local, and this movie had far more diversity than most HCMs. As for the romance, I couldn't get past the fact that the love interest was also...
...the Maytag repairman. I don't know, I just kept thinking about kitchen appliances, not Christmas kisses.
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Jen's Rating: 3/5 Chocolate Santas

If you've enjoyed these reviews, be sure to check out Karen's reviews here and here.  There may be a part II to my HCMV series, so stay tuned!
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Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Hot Off the Presses: New YA Releasing Nov 22-28

Hot Off the Presses -- brand new YA releases!

Welcome to Hot Off the Presses!  

Tuesday is book release day, so every Tuesday I tell you about all the great new YA books you can buy in the week to come.

Enter the November giveaway! Each month's winner can pick any book up to $15 on either Amazon (for US winner) or The Book Depository (for international winner.)

Hot Off the Presses aims to include every traditionally published YA book. Please let me know about books that came out this week that I might have missed! Some titles may have different release dates outside the US.

Click on the photos to get to each book's Goodreads page!

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Fate of Flames by Sarah Roughly (Simon Pulse)
Gap Life by John Coy (Feiwel and Friends)
Trouble Makes a Comeback (Trouble #3) by Stephanie Tromly (Kathy Dawson)


Of Fire and Stars Scythe Girl Online
Of Fire and Stars by Audrey Coulthurst (Balzer + Bray)
Scythe by Neal Shusterman (Simon & Schuster)
Girl Online: Going Solo (Girl Online #3) by Zoe Sugg (Atria)

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